Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Gym class sucks

I do not like my gym class. I do not like my gym teacher, and I do not like the things we do in gym class. But I'm a nice person, so I'm gonna try and use kind words to describe my buttmunch of a gym teacher.

Now I'm all for taking gym class to be healthy, but the things we do are pretty hard and exhausting. Today I had it first thing in the morning, and do you wanna know what we did to start off? We ran two and a half laps around the football field. Normally I wouldn't mind, but at 8 in the A.M. and in 50 fahrenheit? Me no likey.

Then we just did stupid soccer exercises for a half hour, just dribbling the ball back and forth in different ways. Now to some, this might be interesting. But for a guy who spends his free time playing video games and music? No thank you.

Then we started to play a modified version of a soccer game (no goalies), but only 2 minutes in and he said we weren't doing anything. There wasn't much for us to do! So what does he make us do instead? He makes us run the length of the football field within 20 seconds. We did this twice, and then we went back to soccer.

5 minutes later we walk back to the school. I'm ready to head back in, get back in my uniform, get a drink, and go to study hall, when Mr. Buttmunch LOCKS ME OUT, along with a few of my friends who were nearby.

It takes us about 5 minutes to get back inside and dressed again. Mr. Buttmunch told me that he didn't know we were locked out, which I would've been fine with, if we hadn't been BANGING ON THE DOOR FOR 2 MINUTES.

Whew, I'm sorry, I'm just a bit pissed off.

On the bright side, The 2nd Law (the newest album by Muse) comes out today! I've only listened to the first half of the album so far, but it's awesome so far!

Well, Imma go do magical things now. Seeya! *vanishes

2 comments:

  1. (: I'm sorry, sweetie. It will get better!

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  2. No it won't screw the Gym teacher. Im te-peing his house tonight!

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